marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
