I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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