i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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