Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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