Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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