they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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