it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
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