Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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