oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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