the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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