Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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