I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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