Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Come share oat with me in your robe
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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