Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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