life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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