Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
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