What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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