Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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