okay pat passed out under dana's car
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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