I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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