some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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