Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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