Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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