I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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