VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Even my vagina gasped.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
