But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Randomize
