he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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