Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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