one two three fourrrrnication!
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
