Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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