So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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