How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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