sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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