can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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