When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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