I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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