Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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