where am i from again
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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