i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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