It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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