Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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