i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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