i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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