He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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