Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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