butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
That's when you crack a 10am beer
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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