You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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