Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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