If i come over, it means nothing
there was a trapeze. enough said
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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