Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
one might say we're banned from that church
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Man, jail baloney is awful.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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