My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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