Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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