Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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